honesty is.... something?

*I copy and pasted this profile* enjoy!



About Me
I have a big problem in my life, I don't know how to cook. That's the main reason I'm looking for a woman. I'm tired to eat pizza 4 times a week now. Furthermore my doctor said my cholesterol level is gone crazy.
I also have trouble ironing my shirts, and to be honest I'm too cheap and lazy to take them to the dry cleaner.

Usually I don't talk, I prefer to spend my nights on the couch watching TV, but I go bowling with my friends once in a while. I would like to find somebody that is quiet, cause like I said I don't like to talk, and I probably won't listen at you either.

You can say I'm weird but I don't really enjoy sex too. I think sex pleasure is a sin, and sex should be reserved for the act of conceiving. I think it's the main problem in our contemporary society.

If you're interested in photography, that's what I do when I'm bored

At least someone read my resume...

Came across your ad on cl and was wondring if you might be into something different if you are a fit and attractive girl. I am an athletic, university educated and confident attractive 29 year old male just trying something a bit different as i am a busy professional who doesnt have time for the headgames of dating. New at this, i am looking for a simple and fun one on one arrangement $$$ for casual intimate times. I am disease and drug free looking for the same. I know this isnt what your looking for but it will be good money and fun times with a hot guy, a hockey player type that is intelligent and easy going. So if your interested maybe we can swap numbers and chat more about this and go from there and do you have any pics.

Chemistry: N/A

City Vancouver British Columbia Smoker? No
Sign Aquarius Ethnicity Caucasian with Brown hair
Height 5' 11" (180 cm) Body Type Athletic
Age 43 year old Man Religion Non-Religious
Relationship N/A Chemistry N/A


JustArrived11: I have a new smartphone...I'm going to work
when I check it later...I want to see your name...and maybe a number so I can phone you!
David

me: sorry honey you're a bit too old for me.

JustArrived11:.dontplay games kike ifminaallylooked atyor other opics didbnt see your jew nose was so nhuge

me: I'm sorry you have to use this site at your age. hope you don't have any kids. of course you do how else would you know how this works? nice typing skills, it's not a typewriter. you can't white out the wrong letters.

and so we're clear, i love my Jew nose.